The Author’s House Hails Ronnie Barker’s Linguistic Dexterity

I have written a number of articles for AuthorHouse wherein I have referred to using humor in your writing to keep your readers engaged. That is all well and good in theory, but the tricky part is trying to come up with some funny examples. I have to admit that I am not a writer of comedy, so this is not as easily done as it is said.

Anyway, I was chatting to a friend of mine about our favorite comedians, when it hit me. I had one of those Eurika! moments. One of my favorite comedians is an Englishman named Ronnie Barker. Sadly he has now passed, but you make know him from an extremely popular British TV comedy program called The Two Ronnies. (If you are a Brit, you will definitely know who I am talking about)

Anyway, the reason I like Ronnie Barker so much is because of the way he is able to play with the English language to hysterical effect. He truly was a wordsmith as well as a comedian.

So, I am writing this blog post as a tribute to Ronnie Barker and also so that I can reference it anytime I am talking about injecting humor into your writing in an AuthorHouse writing tips article.

Here are a few videos that display Ronnie Barker’s linguistic dexterity. These are the games he plays with his scripts:

1: Mispronunciation
2: Misinterpretation
3: Spoonerisms
4: Cockney Rhyming Slang

Sit back and prepare to laugh your socks off!

 

The Author’s House Invites Heidi Cohen Around to Chat About Blogging

The Author's House asks the Bard's QuestionI have been blogging for a year now. I started The Author’s House as a diary of my book writing journey. If I am honest, I thought writing my book would be a much quicker project. I thought I would have had my copies back from AuthorHouse already and been marketing my book already.

Well, I am not there yet, but I should have my book ready for Christmas. My manuscript is almost ready for submission. That’s why I am really thinking ahead towards my book marketing. As a self-published author, I know the majority of my book marketing will be done by the person who knows and loves my book best – ME!

Blogging is definitely a strategy I will be using. I am a big fan of Hedi Cohen’s and she just wrote a blog about blogging. She has one more year at it than I do, but I though it would be interesting to compare note.

Here’s her article, (along with some of my thoughts as well).

What I Learned From Two Years of Blogging
By Heidi Cohen from Hedi Cohen’s Practical Marketing Advice Blog

While good bloggers can make blogging look easy, the reality is that showing up at your computer on a regular basis with fresh ideas is hard work that involves more than just content creation. (I concur!)

After close to two years of writing this blog, there are things I’ve learned that I wouldn’t have anticipated. Hopefully, they can help you improve your blog.

As the second anniversary of this blog approaches, here are thirteen lessons I’ve learned, either directly or indirectly. 

1. Start with well-defined blog goals. Blogging well takes time and resources. Therefore you need to know what you’re trying to accomplish. “Make money” Isn’t sufficient. Actionable Blogging Tips: At a minimum, start with at least one objective you want to achieve with your blog. The more specific and measurable, the better.

(Great tip here. As we agreed, it is not just about content creation. Committment is paramount. Fortunately for me I am 100% deteremined to achieve my goal of self-publishing my book with AuthorHouse 

2. Dive into blogging. Don’t wait for the perfect time. Once you’ve decided to blog, just start doing it. Until you actually write posts in a live blogging environment, you won’t appreciate what it takes. Actionable Blogging Tips: Write a minimum of ten posts to find your voice before you open your blog. Keep five of them in reserve so you have something to publish for those occasions when life intrudes. Of course, you have to add new posts for every reserve post you use. Afraid to publish? Write guest blog posts or join a group blog.

(Practice makes perfect. But then, if you don’t have anything to say, there is no point in blogging. Writing a blog lets you get your voice out there.)

3. Serve a variety of compelling information. Just as having the same thing for lunch everyday gets boring, so does writing about the same topic, the same way. Mix it up to make it interesting for you and your readers. Actionable Blogging Tips: Offer an array of different types of columns such as news roundups, interviews, editorials and other options. To help build your audience, offer special formats on certain days like guest blog posts. To this end an editorial calendar is helpful. Here’s how to make your blog content compelling!

(I am writing about my book. The great thing about my job is I get to meet lots of writers. Working at AuthorHouse means I meet and coimmunicate with all kinds of authors writing about all kinds of subjects. I have tried to add bits of their stories to mine to inject a bit of color, a new point of view, or a different perspective) 

4. Respect other people’s ideas and copyright. It’s important to research your facts but don’t steal other people’s ideas. Respect copyright and provide attribution information for your sources including links where appropriate. Once you’ve had your content scraped and plagiarized, you get a different respect for other people’s intellectual property. Actionable Blogging Tips: Add a Creative Commons license and a Terms of Use page to your blog.

(oops! I hope I don’t get in trouble with Heidi here! I am linking to her blog though and am giving her full credit for these tips, so I hope she will be alright.)

5. Be prepared for the non-writing aspects of blogging. Blogging is more than just writing posts. Creative/design, copyediting and technical support are needed. You can either do these functions yourself or get outside support. Actionable Blogging Tips: Since the non-content creation aspect of blogging takes time, find ways to get additional support. If you’re a solopreneur or personal blogger, ask a family member you trust to proofread your content.

(Proofreading is very important. I find that blog posts needs more editing than the articles I write for work because I am writing from the heart and am talking about something I am genuinely passionate about. It’s more like a freewriting session. I would never want to publish my freewriting!)

6. Encourage conversation in the form of comments. Understand than only a small proportion of your readership will comment. If you only read top bloggers, you’ll see lots of comments because they’ve got lots and lots of readers. Don’t let this discourage you. Actionable Blogging Tips: Ask a question at the end of your blog post. Also, participate on other blogs by adding your insights on their posts.

(I can understand this being frustrating. I just treat this as a personal journal, so I am personally not too bothered if I get comments or not. I have a blog at work though for our authors and it is great to get a comment on their posts, though)

7. Plan for social media engagement. Unless you’re a rock star, it takes time and work to build an engaged following. Actionable Blogging Tips: Among the options are automating the social sharing of your content, including social sharing buttons and participating in social media conversations such as Twitter chats.

(essential)

8. Build your email house file from the beginning. Capture email addresses early because a significant proportion of your traffic turns over. Have a “don’t make me think” approach to getting them to read your content on a regular basis. Actionable Blogging Tips: Entice prospects to provide their email address with a download or ebook. Also, if you collect email addresses, make sure that you respond with a confirmation email in a timely fashion.

(great if you are looking for leads to sell them something. I don’t really bother for The Author’s House because all the advice I give is for free)

9. Keep evergreen blog posts ready to publish. These articles can be used anytime on a topic that’s not time sensitive. Regardless of your best intentions, occasionally something will happen that keeps you from blogging. Evergreen content that can be quickly adapted and posted will keep your audience engaged so that you won’t have to make excuses across social media platforms. There’s nothing worse that writing a blog post at some ridiculous hour because you had no backup and didn’t want to let your readers down. Actionable Blogging Tips: Replace an article as soon as possible after you’ve used a reserve column or you’ll deplete your stash.

(write articles in advance and schedule them to go live later on. You can always change the content if something happens or changes nearer the live date)

10. Track results but don’t obsess over them. While it’s important to develop blog metrics to track your success, checking your stats five times a day to see if anyone’s stopped by doesn’t move the needle. There are much more productive things to do with your time. Actionable Blogging Tips: Use a good analytics package such as Google Analytics (it’s free!) and check it on a regular basis. When you first start blogging, it’s better to check your results on a weekly basis so that you don’t get disheartened with your results.

(like constantly looking at you watch when you are waiting for someone. It doesn’t make the time go quicker. In fact it seems to slow time down!) 

11. Get a blogging buddy. Blogging can be a lonely endeavor. Have a colleague with whom you can brainstorm new column ideas, test out title options and discuss other blogging challenges. At a minimum, you can keep each other on track. This is particularly important for solopreneurs and personal bloggers who don’t have a team to work with. Actionable Blogging Tips: Find other bloggers who are interested in having a blogging buddy at social media events like #BlogChat or live blogging events.

(I am going to try this. Great idea, thanks Heidi!)

12. Stick with your blog – it takes time to yield results. After the initial thrill of starting your blog dissipates, keep on blogging. Results accrue over time. Bloggers like Rand Fiskin of SEOmoz and Jay Baer of Convince and Convert have both made this point in presentations.  Actionable Blogging Tips: Set yourself a blogging schedule that you can live with. Don’t expect to be able to go from never writing to writing every day. You need to build up your writing muscles and skills.

(again, you can write more posts in one day and schedule them to go live at a later date. This will reduce your monthly writing stints. Instead of one every day, you can do 30 days worth in three or four days) 

13. Give yourself permission to fail. While blogging can be fulfilling, it can also be daunting. Since it’s not only a big commitment but also a public activity, allow yourself to make mistakes. Every blogger does. Actionable Blogging Tips: Find ways to turn your mistakes into teachable moments and use them to create better blog content.

(a good life tip in general)

Thanks again Heidi. Take the time to visit her blog.

The Author’s House AuthorHouse Author’s Digest Update

My recent posts on The Author’s House have been about my book’s progress. I have been talking a lot about the inspiration and support I have received from AuthorHouse published authors.

A great resource that has given me a great deal of insights into these authors’ stories are on the AuthorHouse Author’s Digest. AuthorHouse authors are invited to write guest blogs about their books, book event’s, awards they have won, how they market their books, being a self-published author and self-publishing in general.

Here are some of the new and fascinating authors that have contributed guest posts recently.

AuthorHouse Author’s Digest Guest Bloggers:

Patricia Colton, AuthorHouse author of The Window Blind
Tracy Kinne
, AuthorHouse author of On Sale: Employers Get Good Workers Dirt Cheap
Neil Shulman
, AuthorHouse author of Doc Hollywood (yes, the movie starring Michael J. Fox!)
Asim Dasgupta, AuthorHouse author of Disasters
Traiq Rana
, AuthorHouse author of Five Baby Blackbirds
Jon Magee
, AuthorHouse author of From Barren Rocks . . . to Living Stones
Blake Sebring
, AuthorHouse author of The Biggest Mistake I Never Made

Read their fascinating stories and learn from their experiences.

 

The Author’s House Review of AuthorHouse Author’s Digest

I have been following the new AuthorHouse Author’s Digest Blog with great interest. I find it fascinating to read about the experiences of fellow writers and am extremely grateful for the advice, tips and insights they offer. It really is a great resource.

Here are the AuthorHouse authors who have already posted:

Bruce Kimmel

Rima Jbara

John Borgstedt

Alter Wiener

Yemi Elegunde

Patricia Colton

Neil Shulman

Tracy Kinne

If you haven’t already, you should take a look.

The Author’s House Introduces the AuthorHouse Author’s Digest

I have been involved in the launch of a new AuthorHouse corporate blog this week. It is called the AuthorHouse Author’s Digest and it is designed to strengthen the AuthorHouse author community by giving them an opportunity to interact and discuss various topics with each other.

The most exciting thing about this new blog is that AuthorHouse is inviting its authors to post guest blogs. The first author is a talented author, screenwriter, playwright and music producer. He also happens to be AuthorHouse’s most-published author. His name is Bruce Kimmel and he has already posted three blogs. His fourth and final guest blog post will go live tomorrow.

You can read his blogs here:

AuthorHouse Introduces Our Most-Published Author: Bruce Kimmel

AuthorHouse’s Most-Published Author: Perfecting the Process

AuthorHouse’s Most-Published Author: Book Design and Proofreading

 

The Author’s House Introduces AuthorHouse Writing Coach, Liss Nathans

Today I would like to introduce a friend of mine. Liss Nathans works at AuthorHouse as a writing coach. I have been attending some of her AuthorHouse Writing Master Classes and have helped her put together a few author reviews as well. 

AuthorHouse Writing Coach, Liss Nathans

My Friend, Liss Nathans, AuthorHouse Writing Coach

She tells me I should look out for the Hans Christian Andersen AuthorHouse Writing Master Class that will come out in the Bookends Newsletter later this week. If it is as good as she says it is, I will try and re post it her on my blog for those of you who are not AuthorHouse authors.

Anyway, I wanted to share an article she recently wrote about marketing your poetry books during NaPoWriMo. I thought this might be helpful. It is also a bit of pennance for my abject failure in my own NaPoWriMo challenge.

Enjoy AuthorHouse Maximizes Your Sales During and After National Poetry Writing Month  

The Author’s House | Golfing on the Moon

Well, I had some success in The Author’s House library researching the golf holes I wanted to for my book. In fact I found out an extra fact that I thought I’d share with you now I am back in the office.

Golf has actually been played on the moon. Apollo 14 commander, Alan Shepherd, drove 2 golf balls off the surface of the moon, while wearing his space suit. According to him, the second drive went for “miles and miles and miles.”

I am now trying to think of a way of incorporating this little bit of trivia into my book. I have a few ideas to write it in. I think golfing on the moon will be a great addition! I’ll let you know when I decide which one I am going to use.

The Author’s House Weekend Writing Goals

So recently I have been really busy at work. I know this is no excuse, but it has caused my book to suffer nevertheless. So this weekend I am planning to get some writing done. I am at a point in my story where I need to do some research in order to be able to move my story forward. So that is my goal for this Sunday.

Sunday’s Goals
Here is a big hint as to the basis and setting of my book. This Sunday I am going to hit the internet and research 9 golf holes around the world. They are all pretty famous in the golfing world. Once I have the information I need, I can start writing again in earnest.

Trying to keep my goals SMART!

 

The Author’s House: Writing Tips from a Friend

A colleague of mine at AuthorHouse, Liss Nathans, has written a number of interesting articles about writing recently. They have been very useful to me in my writing endeavours, so i thought I would share them with you.

Here is an article she wrote recently about writing a subject that fascinates me. My book is going to be a Sports Fiction novel. In fact, I think I am leaning more towards Sports Fantasy, to be honest (think Salute of the Jugger with Rutger Hauer or Death Race 2000 with Sylvester Stallone).  But I digress, Liss’ article is about writing a True Crime novel. You can read it here and I have copied it below, with permission of the author. Enjoy!

Seven AuthorHouse Steps for Writing a True Crime Novel  

People are fascinated by true crime. The Godfather’s Vito Corleone may have been a fictitious character, but he was based on real life. People are fascinated by the actions of criminals, how they can dare to run in the face of authority and how they live with the consequences of the crime they have committed.

If we are honest with ourselves, we have all thought about what it would be like to commit a bank robbery or embezzle money from our employers. The thing is only a very few of us actually go through with these plans. And it is intriguing to the rest of us to read about it.
There are many examples of the public rooting for the bad guys. Often this is due to the media glamorizing criminals, but this fuels the desire to find out more about these rebellious, antisocial individuals.

Here are seven AuthorHouse steps to writing a true crime novel.

1. Choose a crime that interests you and you think will be of interest to the public. This can be a present day offence or a crime committed in the past. Look through newspapers, past and present, public records, history books and any other source of information pertaining to illegal activity.
2. Research. Depending on the time the crime was committed, look for people to talk to in person. Look for authentic interviews to add credibility to your investigations. Talk to family members, police officials, lawyers, jailors, anyone you can who an shed light on the events. If you are writing about a historical crime you will want to find historians, custodians and people who are regarded as authorities on the period and events you are talking about.
3. Build a relationship with law enforcement. This can be a help for your current story and for potential future cases you may find of interest. Learn about investigation techniques used at the time of the crime to determine how the crime was solved, or why the perpetrators were able to get away with it.
4. Start learning about courtrooms and legal procedures. If you are writing about a crime that has recently taken place, you may well be spending a great deal of time attending trials.
5. Decide on the perspective you will write from. Based on your knowledge of the case, will the story be most interesting for your readers if told from the point of view of the criminal, the police investigators, the victim of the crime or will you simply document the story as an outside observer?
6. Get writing. Once you have completed your research, conducted enough interviews and documented your own case notes, you are ready to write.
7. Submit your manuscript to AuthorHouse for publishing.

 

 

 

The Author’s House: Jason Falls on Twitter Hashtagging

Today I read a fantastic article by Jason Falls published in Entrepreneur. It is all about using hashtags on Twitter and I think very useful for every AuthorHouse author. I have copied the article below and here is a link to the actual article I read.

Enjoy!

What You Need to Know About Using Hashtags on Twitter
By Jason Falls

If you’re new to Twitter, or even if you’ve been using it for years, you may wonder what all those words preceded by the # sign are. They’re hashtags. And you should consider using them if you want to potentially get more out of your experience.

Problem is, many people don’t use hashtags correctly. Here’s a primer on hashtags, plus some recommendations for using them effectively for your business.

What are Hashtags?
A hashtag is simply a relevant word or series of characters preceded by the # symbol. Hashtags help categorize messages and can make it easier for other Twitter users to search for tweets.

When you search for or click on a hashtag you’ll see all other tweets that use the same hashtag. Only others who are interested in the same topic thread will likely be using the same hashtag.

For example, if you search for #Apple, you’re less likely to see tweets that include references to the fruit and more likely to see information about the technology company. 

Keep in mind, however, that Twitter is a real-time platform and its search function only goes back one week. If you want to pull older conversations, try using third-party services, such as Topsy, that archive messages sent over public social networks.

Why Use Hashtags
Twitter is an open social network, and anyone can see your public tweets provided you haven’t set up your account to be completely private. But few people want to follow everyone in the world. Hashtags can make it easier to discover other Twitter users who are interested in the same conversations you like.

For instance, by conducting a Twitter search for #NFL, you’ll see only the tweets with that hashtag for the National Football League.

Related: Twitter 101: How to Join the Conversation (Video)

Because you can use any hashtag you want, your tweet about how awesome singer Bruno Mars was on the Grammys could be seen by more than your 150 followers. If you used the #Grammys hashtag, the droves of people who were following that hashtag could have seen your tweet.

If you said something insightful or answered a question, others may respond and engage you in conversation by using the hashtag you used. Conversely, if you’re following a certain hashtag, you can tweet a question to others who are observing that conversation stream, engage other interested users in real time or find people to follow.

When using hashtags it’s important to consider scale. Doing a search for the #NFL on Sundays will most likely subject you to a litany of tweets and keeping up with the conversation may be difficult. But if you still want your opinion thrown out there with everyone else’s, use the hashtag.

How to Use Hashtags for Business
By creating your own hashtag, you can use it to drive conversations about your business. Are you having a spring sale at your furniture store? You can tack #SaveBigAtMurphys on to your tweets, for example. Encourage your Twitter followers and others to use the hashtag. Maybe even do a daily giveaway or prize for the person who tweets the funniest pitch line for the store and uses the hashtag. At the end of each day or the end of your sale, you can do a scan for the hashtag and measure how many tweets were posted using it and how many Twitter users you reached.

If you’re hosting a business event, you can create a hashtag for it, too. Encourage attendees to use the hashtag when tweeting about the event. This will help organize the Twitter conversation while also promoting your brand.

Related: 10 Little Known Social Media Tools You Should Be Using — Now

If you create a hashtag for your business, an event or certain topic of conversation, make sure it’s distinctive. Try to include your business name or, if it’s long, your initials. Before tweeting with your chosen hashtag, search to make sure people aren’t already using it for a different purpose.

Twitter highlights trending topics, which often represent conversations around hashtags. This list is found in the right hand column of your Twitter home page and can be filtered by geographic areas. To become a trending topic and reach a wider audience, you must tweet a lot in a short time. The best approach could be hosting events with a lot of Twitter users posting to the same hashtag.

By using third-party applications such as TweetDeck or HootSuite, you can set up permanent search columns to monitor certain hashtags all the time. If you want to keep tabs on tweets about your industry and competitors, for instance, there’s a good chance you can find hashtags to follow.

Related: How to Turn Tweets Into Customers (Video)

But don’t overstuff your tweets with hashtags when you’re promoting something. Some people add on lots of hashtags so the tweet appears in more conversations on Twitter. For instance, if I wanted more people to read Entrepreneur magazine, I could tweet:

You should read Entrepreneur! Great magazine! #entrepreneur #finance #business #investing #nfl #potatoes #PowerRangers #BritneySpears

While a couple of those hashtags make sense, many don’t. And too many hashtags in one tweet are distracting to other users. 

With all this advice in mind, go ahead and search for a few hastag topics that are relevant to your business. Searching and using hashtags on Twitter can help drive more conversation about your brand and your industry.